I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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