i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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