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I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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