Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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