i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
