He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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