I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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