I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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