these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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