IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I want to be your penis for a week.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
