do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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