turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How external is "for external use only"?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
