In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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