On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
