Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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