She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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