There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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