People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
A+ Viking dick
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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