Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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