My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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