we have officially lost it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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