I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm experimenting with sincerity
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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