Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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