I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My dick has a subreddit
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
