Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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