I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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