is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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