Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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