I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
