she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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