ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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