I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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