grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
