I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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