Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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