don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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