Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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