I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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