No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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