just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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