There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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