I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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