PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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