it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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