i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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