I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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