but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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