I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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