I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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