you turned your livingroom into a bong?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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