That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
so much tequila, so little girl.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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