I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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