do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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