He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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